The Toilets Tears of Sadness

Found my toilet was very unhappy and was crying, crying all over the floor as it happens.
So I said to the toilet - "wassup toilet" and the toilet said nothing.
I asked several more times  but to no avail and this upset me as I was only trying to help until I realized that I wouldn't really want a talking toilet.  There are times when you just don't want some random conversation and in the middle of the night when you stumble in there to do the job you don't need an unexpected voice scaring the crap out of you.......... well actually, perhaps that might be a good thing as my diet can be a bit "blocking" sometimes.  See, contradictions everywhere sigh!

Anyway, when I was talking to the toilet I noticed it had a leak so I fixed it and now its stop crying as well as not leaking too which is a bonus. Oh, and it is talking to me as well.




.......... ok, its not talking to me but then I did have my spanners in its most intimate places so it could be embarrassed I guess.

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